Saturday, November 6, 2010

Secrets of the Lost Space Marine Legions Revealed!

I finally realized what happened to the lost legions!

Back in the day, there were the 2nd and 11th Legions, but all records have since been lost.

In fact, they were not lost, just misfiled!

Back at the dawn of the Imperium, the Imperial Bureaucracy was still sorting things out, including consistent filing systems. Some departments used Arabic numerals, some Roman Numerals, and depending on the whim of whichever department head was in charge at the time, they sometimes even switched back and forth.

Accordingly, the records for the Second legion sometimes showed as 2, sometimes as II. When it was II, those departments using Arabic numerals filed them under 11. Soon the records for the two legions were hopelessly intermingled. Orders meant for one were sent to the other half the time, leading to them spending most of their time criss-crossing the galaxy. Supplies meant for the Eleventh Legion usually ended up with the Second, leaving the Eleventh without the means to continue, hence the Imperial term "Chapter Eleven" for a group that can no longer sustain itself. When the orders to accordingly disband the impoverished Eleventh came through, it was also sent to the II legion.

By the time the mistake was realized, it was too late. Rather than face up to the errors, correct things and wade through centuries of red tape, the Imperial Bureaucracy just swept everything under the rug, made a PowerPoint presentation about all the money they were able to save (from no longer paying for two legions, though that was not mentioned) and promptly found new things to spend the money on.

Now you know!


  1. Haha. That's so clever and fits so well, it makes you wonder if that was what they really meant, and it was some big inside joke.

  2. Oh administratum... your antics are hilarious.

  3. Very good!
    Quite believable. Given the fact that they take 100 years to respond to an entire world failing to communicate.

  4. Hahahah -- I could well believe it :)

  5. Mystery solved! Thanks for the explanation, now what about those obliterators?

  6. Thanks for the comments everyone. I'm sure that anyone who has worked for a large organization before could see it happening!

    @Papa JJ - Whew, that's a toughie, I'll see what I can do.

  7. ...and knowing is half the battle.

    Brilliant theory! You should get a job at the Emperor's Thinkatorum. ;-D


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