Sunday, May 17, 2015

What does Tzeentch say?






Russ goes woof, Ork goes Waaagh.
Kroot goes tweet, and Hrud goes squeak.
Grox goes moo. Slaan goes croak, and the Tyranid goes zoot.
Nurgle coughs and Khorne says blood, and Slaanesh goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?

A million eyes, or just a can, changing things and making plans.
Lots of plots, up your sleeve, everyone you will deceive.
Your fur is red, no blue no green, like a kaleidoscope.
But if you meet man named Horus, will you communicate by Er-er-er-ebus, Er-er-er-ebus, Er-er-er-ebus?
How will you speak to Ho-o-o-orus, Ho-o-o-orus, Ho-o-o-orus?
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
WHAT DOES TZEENTCH SAY?!

The secrets of Tzeentch, ancient mysteries.
Somewhere deep in the warp, I know you are.
What is your sound? Will we ever know?
Will it always be a mystery what you say?

You're my mentor lurking in the warp.
What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
(Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)






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