D'Ork da Explora!

After watching one too many children's shows, this came to me. Those of you with young kids will understand.

D’Ork da Explora

D-d-d-d-d-D’Ork! D-d-d-d-d-D’Ork! D-d-d-d-d-D’Ork!

D’Ork D’Ork D’Ork da Explora!

Hey dere! I D’Ork, and dis is my Gretchin, Grots. Say hi, Grots.

Hey dere. What we doin’ today D’Ork?

We’s got to figure out dis new rule, but not sure how to use it.

Oh no! What will we do?

Who do we yell for when we don’t know what to do?

The FAQ! The FAQ!

Dat’s right, the FAQ! It’s the FAQ, it’s the FAQ, it’s the FAQ, it’s the FAQ it’s the FAQ!

What does the FAQ say, D’Ork?

Hmm…FAQ not address dis rule.

Oh no, D’Ork! But the RAW is unclear!

I guess we should do it my way. Fluff supports.

But D’Ork, fluff isn’t a sufficient justification for rules! Dis game, not novel!

Of course fluff is justification! Rules just simulation of fluff! RAI clearly supports!

(snap)

What was dat, D’Ork?

Dat sound like the Codex Creep!

Oh no! Da Codex Creep wants to steal our good rules for their next book!

Creeper no creeping! Creeper no creeping! Creeper noooooo creeping!

Whew, that was a close one D’Ork!

(Don’t know why he’d want to swipe rules we can’t make sense of anyways.)

What was that D’Ork?

Nothing! Let’s just roll a d6.